DUMBASS

This guy does not have a title yet.  Basically because I could not come up with one.  This is by far the most bizarre one yet.  This one has tried reverse pychology on me.  needless to say it has not worked and i dont see it working anytime soon.  We will start off how this went down.  First of all ok we are chatting on dating site.  now remember i have done this for research so please do not do what i have done.  Ok he gives me his number.  I call he is drunk off his ass.  "oh yes that is a great first impression", i think to myself.   What a tool this guy is.  He starts telling me how he has dated beautiful models.   Yes yes i know what you are thinking i should have hung up.  But really it was like a bad car wreck.  I just could not turn my head away.  so here i was rubbernecking my way through this.  He proceeds to tell me how awesome i am.  Well duh i already know that.  But in my head I am  thinking this guy is a dumbass.  So finally i get off the phone with this guy and dont give it another thought.  I never speak to him again thinking this experiment has sort of failed though it was extremely humorous.  So i am going about my days and all of a sudden at 3in the morning two weeks later I get another phone call.. I am like WTF who in the hell calls this early in the freaking morning.  all right who is smoking crack.  I know i know you are saying why did you anwer the phone.  Bad car wreck again.  You ask who was it, well you guessed it, the dumbass from before.  And yes he is drunk again..  I know i should have hung up immediately but all in the name of research, i stayed on the phone.  This guy is telling me all about how he has told his brother about me.  I start thinking oh shit i have talked to your brother.  You little piece of shit you two idiots have been playing me.  Well he starts asking me to come over.  Ladies NEVER NEVER go to a stranger guys house at three in the morning.  So I ask him when the hell did the roles between men and women change and why the hell did he think i would get in my car at three in the moring and go to this house.  I calmly asked him to please stop smoking whaterver crack that was making him the biggest dumbass in the world.  Do you know this guy actually got insulted and told me i was sexist. So needless to say the car wreck had been remvoed and i hung up on this major tool.  Also i turned off my phone.  upon waking up the next morning and turning on my phone.  You asked what happened, you wont beleive this yes the douchebag had left 5 voicemails.  I am still laughing at them.  yes girls i kept them so if i need a good laugh i just listen to those voicemails.