Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Mr. Piggy

Ok this one comes off as a clean cut guy.  But after dating he will start getting lazy and not bathing, brushing his teeth.  He is just plain nasty.  This type will take a while for you to see the Mr. Pig in him.  yes of course he will try to impress you at first and then he simply just does not care.  I mean do you really want to kiss a guy who has green shit on his teeth.  I think not.  And if he comes home from a hard days work and he stinks, he should go take a bath IMMEDIATLY.  And women you need to be strong and realize that you deserve better.  So If you happen to come across Mr. Pig immediately kick his ass to the curb.  And one thing every woman should know is that no one is as important as they are.  NOT even the hottest Mr. Pig guy.  Set standards for your yourself.  If he doesnt have good hygiene get rid of him.   I know that you have been dumpster diving for while now but just keep going through all the garbage and you may just find Mr Right

The Porn Maestro

Ok ladies how many of us have come across this one.  He's the one and you know who he is the one that like his porn and for some unknown reason he thinks you are into it also.  Oh yes " that just gets our rocks off".  This type also likes his casual sex along with his porn.  He will try to send you links to his favorite porn sights.  DO NOT OPEN i repeat do no open.  He also will at first come off as a nice guy but he is not.    He may come right out at first or bring it up ever so slightly with the porn fetish of his.  My best advice for this one is to block him right away.  And remember even if he is hawt you will never change him from not looking at porn.  So just move on to the next piece of garbage.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Desperate Man

Well here it is my first blog. First off this is about the art of online dating.  And yes you must go dumpster diving to find  Mr. Right.  No matter what site you use.  I have used most of the sites out there.  So will start off our dumpster diving with the desperate man.  My first question is what makes a guy think that if they say "I love you" oh and "I want you soooo bad" it will make us jump in the bed with them. oh wait did I mention that this was recently told to me by a guy I have never met and just spoke to on the phone. Yes I know what you are thinking OMG and WTF, but yes it happened. I dont know what makes a guy think he can use any line and we will just fall like jelly into bed and spread our legs. Now we as woman that are strong independent women know that is just plain ridiculous. But as well as you all know guys are pigs no not all of them but some. And part of me thinks that these particular guys really think this will work or they are so desperate to not be ALONE.  This is the man that most probably has recently been divorced and wants a wife immediately.  He seems to not care about only one thing getting married and having a wife.  I am not saying getting married is a bad thing but on the first date sex and then marriage.  No no no  And remember ladies this particular type of male is not the only type of male. There are plenty different types out there. And in my following blogs we will come to learn them.