Mr. Piggy

Ok this one comes off as a clean cut guy.  But after dating he will start getting lazy and not bathing, brushing his teeth.  He is just plain nasty.  This type will take a while for you to see the Mr. Pig in him.  yes of course he will try to impress you at first and then he simply just does not care.  I mean do you really want to kiss a guy who has green shit on his teeth.  I think not.  And if he comes home from a hard days work and he stinks, he should go take a bath IMMEDIATLY.  And women you need to be strong and realize that you deserve better.  So If you happen to come across Mr. Pig immediately kick his ass to the curb.  And one thing every woman should know is that no one is as important as they are.  NOT even the hottest Mr. Pig guy.  Set standards for your yourself.  If he doesnt have good hygiene get rid of him.   I know that you have been dumpster diving for while now but just keep going through all the garbage and you may just find Mr Right